I have some interesting and amusing information to add to the 4G debacle. As a reminder, my car had functioning 4G on delivery, but then had the hollow triangle for weeks on end, without so much as a blip in time where it worked. Then, my car was shipped back to California so they could try to diagnose my temporary bricking problem. Sigh. So my car is there now, and I have been talking to the technician at Volvo Marin daily (he has been super helpful). Here's what I have learned:
1) The 4G provider is definitively AT&T for all US owners.
2) The 4G problem is (as many have suspected) associated with some sort of protocol issue that involves both Polestar and AT&T. This will obviously be solved, but who knows when.
3) Resetting the 4G module typically resolves the 4G connection problem, at least temporarily. The problem is that users cannot reset the 4G on their own. Even a 12V reset does not reset it because it has a separate back-up battery.
4) Fasten your seatbelt, dear reader, for this one: My car is getting loaded today with what they are calling a "Level 4" software update (not sure what this means, any ideas?) that will enable the following functionality: Pressing and holding the Front Defrost button for 15 seconds will now reset the 4G module. (side note: funny, because we all thought that this was the secret command for the ejector seat, right?).
Now don't everyone run out and start pressing your defrost button for 15 seconds (which will likely just trigger the hazard flashers anyway), since you don't have this software yet. But perhaps you will at some point, maybe the next time you go to the dealer. And presumably they will de-code this functionality down the road once the actual problem is resolved.
My car is probably coming back to Colorado this weekend, so I will update you when I know more.
I know you are wondering if I am joking, but I am not. You can't make this stuff up.